I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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