Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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