Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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