Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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