I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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