i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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