On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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