you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
