Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Randomize
