"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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