Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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