Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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