Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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