so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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