where am i from again
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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