for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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