You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Ketchup is God's man juice
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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