even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
