Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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