Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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