38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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