I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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