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where does the pee come out of this thing
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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