at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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