Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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