Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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