You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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