yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
And then my night got REAL pukey
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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