Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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