I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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