i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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