My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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