We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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