That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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