6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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