Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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