I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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