question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
