Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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