so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
is that a dick in a sweater?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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