so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
im six kinds of drunk right now
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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