At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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