He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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