Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
