like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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