sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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