check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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