im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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