We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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