If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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