And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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