I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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