nutella sex= disaster
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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