I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
