I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
40s are totally the cure
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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